People of Earth…

Creepy Cheapy announcements are on deck. We’ve got a big time party in store for you this year. Basically, hell has frozen over. And it got hot again. So it was back to normal. But then it got mildly temperate, so hell is just really, really humid. Still not cool, still not terrible, but still something that you’d thought would just never happen. If you can understand that long-winded metaphor, apply that to this year’s Creepy Cheapy party. Something strange is on the horizon…