People of earth, gaze upon the 2022 lineup for Creepy Cheapy, and weep in its glorious beauty, and shriek in its heinous horror, but just be sure to get your tickets today for the party. It sells out every year!

(lineup in alphabetical order by performer)

- FRIDAY OCTOBER 28TH -

Chiki Baby & The Bash as AMY WINEHOUSE & HER BAND

Darcy Moran as HARRY STYLES

Dee-Jay Jandro as STUDIO 54 DISCOTHEQUE '79

Enjoy Now as SHANIA TWAIN

Found At Last as JUSTIN BIEBER

In The Flesh as BLONDIE

Lies Unknown as MUSE

Lokella as PANIC! AT THE DISCO

Radio Pirate DJ as THE USED

Rock Music Kings as THIRD EYE BLIND

Shrinq Mountin as JOHN LENNON

The Lowcocks as THE ROLLING STONES

Thotsquad as SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS

Twin Deer & Friends as PAUL MCCARTNEY AND WINGS

Wolf and the Crane as TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS

Patio vibes provided by: Problematic Black Hottie

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- SATURDAY OCTOBER 29TH -

A.D.I.D.A.S. Boy$ as KORN

Ardmore as SUM 41

Cold Joys as NIRVANA

Dvddy Jo as MEGAN THEE STALLION

Fat 182 as BLINK 182

James Gardin as KID CUDI

Levi Bootcut and the Straight Legs as SIMPLE PLAN

noveltysongs as THE KILLERS

Ogemaw County as PANTERA

Pretoria as THE CURE

Scandanavian Pleather as TURBONEGRO

Seaholm as THE PIXIES

Soundslikeotto as NO DOUBT

Two Way Petting Zoo as MODERN BASEBALL

Patio vibes provided by: DJ Chaddy Daddy

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plus:

The Candy Eating Contest of Doom

Secret Costume Contests

Retro Video Game Arcade

Fresh Sandwiches by Oak House Deli at The Crofoot

Free Candy and Cheap Booze