CREEPY CHEAPY: CHAPTER SIXTEEN
"The Ultimate Halloween Musical Masquerade"
Two-Night Event:
The Crofoot Complex • Downtown Pontiac MI
6:30pm Doors
Tickets and info at www.creepycheapy.com.
WHAT’S A CREEPY CHEAPY?
Ghost, goblins, gore and the return of strange creatures from the upside down. Break out your best fake mustache, wipe the vomit off your Harry Potter glasses, and put new batteries into your lightsaber. Creepy Cheapy is nigh!
A meticulously curated lineup of live bands will take over three stages and perform full-costumed covers of your favorite bands and artists!
You will surely dance your butts off. And when you want your butt re-attached, head over to The Patio of The Dead where killer beats will be dropped all night. Then stay out in the patio and dance till your butts fall off again. Finally, head back inside to our special Butt Re-Attachment Station and order one of our special Butt Re-Attachment Elixirs located at the main bar disguised as a Creepy Cheapy Cocktail.
Don’t settle for that phony sexy nurse outfit or some store-bought Batman crap — this is the real deal! Halloween USA is good, and mom’s basement is better... but doing your own last-minute rush-job to make that crappy Robocop armor out of aluminum foil and cardboard IS BEST!